Day fucking Z day 0&1

So in case you have not heard the word is the bird! I mean in case you have not heard there is a hit mod floating around the Internets and it is called day Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it is day Z you f@$king moron as in zombies. Basically it is set in a fictional world where you are a military survivor of a zombie outbreak and you have washed up on shore of an infected island of the coast of Russia with very little starting supplies it is up to you to get equipment and defend yourself against the hordes of the Undead and survive. The mod day Z is built off a high grade military simulator game called Arma 2 and is needed to play the game creating a very realistic feel to the game although this level of complexity is also a bad thing as it creates an intense difficulty curve making it near impossible to correctly tune your key bindings so they work effectively or even how to play good thing day Z has a wiki to help us.

Now mine and my friends experience of the game has not gotten off on the right foot as for about the first twenty times we tried to play the game we got errors before we even connected and entered the game world luckily for me my computer is not sh@t and I got to play on servers while he tried to fix his game. In this time I learnt a lot of the controls how to avoid zombies how to lose zombie and extremely high luck at finding guns. Of course this took me several deaths to achieve which he had yet to get from my experience I learnt five valuable lessons!

1. Press G to open your gear and items on the ground.

2. You can only use items on the right hand side of your gear menu the left hand side is for dropping and picking stuff up.

3. If a zombie sees you run on grass and around objects there path finding skill is not the greatest and they get lost easily

4. Zombies cheat if at all possible shoot them from a far or they will teleport around you as you try to shoot them.

5. No matter how much you want to use that sexy axe in the stump it will not come out

I hope to maybe release another Day Z report as I get better and more acclimated to my environment and as my zombie survival skills improve till next time check your six there is a zombie there!

Binding of Isaac: wraith of the lamb

Recently the Binding of Isaac had an expansion released where they released a whole new lot of items and new enemies and floors making it a whole new game with a whole new set of bugs rules and hours of gameplay. Ultimately though it is just the same game with more diversity like a good school so if you even slightly enjoyed the binding of Isaac check out the expansion more = better

Diablo 3

Welcome back everyone pitty diablo 3 will never live up to it's reputation but none the less lets get cracking!!

Diablo 3 suffers from the curse of threes as all squeals do it does not beat the previous 2 before it because the formula is getting stale and plot has been over simplified but the plot with games is the gameplay has been over simplified. I say this because they made it just so that you are literally strongest thing out there and it makes the game too easy at least till you beat the game once and let me tell you it is hard to keep playing after beating the game once. As you have seen the whole story and every enemy, there is very little re-playability because levelling up takes longer and longer without enemies getting drastic stronger.

This game's graphics are very pretty in the foreground and the background which is the best part of the game the multi-player aspect is very limited with no consequence too personal story arc ultimately makes the easier than harder. Balancing in this game is also shocking with wizards level 30 skill making him impossibly overpowered as it improves every single one of his other skills, and the lack of choice in the game making it all meaningless and focusing everything on the gear over how you spec your character all to promote the real money market place for buying and selling items (blizzard you money whores what have they done to you).

In closing if you want a dungeon crawler you can play for a week and get it out of your system then you came to the right place but if your looking for an enjoyable rpg you can play for hours and hours on end then look elsewhere. Visuals and graphics are about 8/10 sound 9/10 will not draw you in but will make you feel like you are taking on the legions the hell by yourself gameplay sorely lacking 7/10 overall 8.5/10 you like my rating system I do not and who cares!!.